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Biwi and Shohar

Postby Ajnabii » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:00 pm

THAPAR MARNAY PAR NARAZ BIWI SAY
SHOHAR NAY BOLA
AADME USE KO MARTA HAI JIS SAY PYAAR KARTA HAI

BIWI NAY SHOHAR KO 2 THAPAR MARAY AUR BOLE
AAP KIYA SAMAJHTAY HO K MAIN AAP SAY
PYAAR NAHI KARTEE
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Postby Malaika Ali » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:02 pm

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Re: Biwi and Shohar

Postby Ajnabii » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:27 am

lolzz funny na :D
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Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:31 pm

Aik DULHA shadi wale din apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha ke Bare Pyar se Poochta hai: Kya naam hai humary ’Huzoor’ ka? Biwi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAW)… Dulha: Kya farmaya Huzoor ne? Biwi: yAhi k Namaz parho, roza rAkho aur zakat do.. Dulha paresan ho kR bahar gaya or bola ’SB ANDAR Aa Jawo DARS HO RAHA Hai
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Postby Malaika Ali » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:33 pm

lol lol To Funny To Funny To Funny To Funny To Funny

uffff mujhe pait mai dard hoing hans hans ke To Funny To Funny To Funny
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Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:37 pm

Shaadi 20th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch me Tha:

Wife: Kya Soch rahe ho?

Husband: Kya Tumhain Yaad hai k Jab Tmhare Dad Ne Humai Date Pe pakra tha?

Wife: Yes

Husband: Aur Mjhe Gun Point pe Kaha Tha k Meri Beti se Shaadi Karo ya 20yrs k lye Jail jao.

Wife: Smiled!. Yes

Husband: AAAHHH! … Aaj k din azaad hojata!
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Postby Malaika Ali » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:39 pm

lol lol lol To Funny To Funny To Funny To Funny To Funny


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Re: Biwi and Shohar

Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:42 pm

Wife is beauty, husband is duty,wife is pension husband is tension,wife is yummy,husband vehmi,wife is pataa,husband is sayapa,wife is cool,husband is fool,wife is triuty fruity,husband is kismat phutti, wife is fresh cake husband is earth quake…!!
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Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:43 pm

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

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Re: Biwi and Shohar

Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:45 pm

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date


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