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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:14 pm

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:25 pm

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:31 pm

Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE:-)
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:32 pm

Kiya Aankhen hain Kiya zulf hai,

Kia chehra tum ne paya hai,

Aisa lagta hy jaise peepal k per se
Bhoot utar aaya hai,

Bura laga?To phir per pe char jao,
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:34 pm

Jo Dhake Us Ke Liye


Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:44 pm

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:46 pm

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:47 pm

Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:48 pm

[size=200]
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
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Postby ßÁĶĤŤ » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:49 pm

Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.
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