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Life is Like that ?

Postby Ajnabii » Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:23 pm

A man went to police station to file a report for his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: What is her height
Man: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes
Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair
Man: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing
Man: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with her
Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying?

Inspector: :-( Lets search for the dog first. To Funny
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Sachai Ke Rastay Pe Hi Chalna Hai Mujhe Ajnabii,
Duniya Ho Mere Sath Zarori To Nahin Hai.


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Re: Life is Like that ?

Postby Malaika Ali » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:05 pm

omg had ho gai wife ka pata hi nahi kesi hai
aur dog ka lol



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Re: Life is Like that ?

Postby Ajnabii » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:58 am

Barey Shehron Main Aisa hi hota Hai :D
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