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Memon Ka 1

Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,


Memon Neeche

Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila




Kion??




Memon Rupiay Se
Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

What is the difference between wife & saali?



Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,


Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,


Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,


Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,


Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p


larkon k dil ki awaz

Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?



Boy:



Long Drive Par



Girl:



Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya



Boy:



Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai



Girl:Kaisay



BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

Doctor:Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hy

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
Mariz: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi

Dr:I mean, dawai le li thi?
Mariz:G ap hi se to li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?

Mariz:Nahin G dawai neeli thi.

Dr:Aby gadhey dawai ko pee lia tha?
Mariz:Nahin G peeliya to mujhe tha

Dr:
Dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh liya tha?

Mariz:Nahi ap ne he to kaha tha k frij ...

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

:lol:

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 chmach subha,2 dopeher
2 rat ko, 3 din tak lenay hain.

Pathan: Apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar main itna chamach nai hai

To Funny To Funny

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga


laughing laughing

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

To Funny To Funny