Sardar dukhi tha
Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?
Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,
Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.
Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.
Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?
Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,
Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.
Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.







